Jun 16 2009
Too much information: Naked Dance Dance Revolution
In the privacy of our own homes, we’ve all done some embarassing things in the buff. We’ve jiggled things, prodded things and found out what that would feel like. Thankfully, most of us have the decency to keep those things to ourselves. That was kind of the point of the “privacy of our own homes” part.
But then there are the outspoken few who like to share too much of their personal lives, and so we must carry around the image - burned into our mind’s eye forever - of these shameless few who dared to speak of their adventures with Naked Dance Dance Revolution.
No doubt many people have tried us. But we’re all better off not knowing for sure!
Forget about the Baywatch fantasy that comes to mind when you think about Naked DDR. A real person really bouncing and really flopping around in the buff is not something that’s worth imagining.
But you will - in unexpected and frightening detail - if you run into one of the outspoken few who dare dance and tell. Or, worse, a housemate will rat out a significant other, leaving you with that permanent, frightening image.
What’s behind that silhouette? Sometimes, you don’t want to know.
Like some of you, I, too, am now burdened with such an unfortunate case of Too Much Information. What does one do when affronted with a tale of someone’s Naked DDR escapades? Well, tell everyone else you know so that you’re not the only one feeling the pain, of course!
But seriously, folks, do gamers everywhere a favor and keep your pants on while you play. Or, at least, make sure your private business stays private. And, um, please rinse off that mat before you invite us over to play some Xbox 360. OK? Thanks.
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